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# I am very confused.
My left leg is in a vat of bleach and I am surrounded by partially consumed bottles of tomato sauce. I have phoned the police but they cannot help with this situation.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Mar 2016, 0:50, archived)
# That's not a phone, it's a fish
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Mar 2016, 5:48, archived)
# Try rubbing a BabyBel into a perturbed Squirrel's tail
while being watched from a distance by a vexed Stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 11 Mar 2016, 9:27, archived)