b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Animal Facts » Message 11192717

[challenge entry] Pandas are actually Koalas who arrived in China on a gap year in 1988 and never fucked off.

From the Animal Facts challenge. See all 50 entries (closed)

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 26 Mar 2016, 16:43, archived)
# and are massive aussie paedo rolf harris fans
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2016, 16:44, archived)
# I'm going out on a paedo limb here.
Both Sun Arise and Rock'n'Roll Part 2 are fucking excellent records despite their adolescent rape origins.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 26 Mar 2016, 16:48, archived)
# i'm not a fan of sun arise myself, mostly due to my mother singing it at full volume in a weird voice to piss us off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2016, 16:50, archived)
# That was a cry for help. Rolf is your biological father.
:(
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 26 Mar 2016, 16:51, archived)
# highly doubtful
i look very much like my dad, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2016, 16:54, archived)
# Yeah. Tidy beard. Glasses. Didgeridoo. Tendency to abuse children.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 26 Mar 2016, 17:20, archived)
# hey! i ran out of immac, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2016, 17:33, archived)