sturdy leg, there
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 31 Mar 2016, 16:22,
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Nicked from his mum's kitchen table
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 31 Mar 2016, 17:45,
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looks like a giant wooden dildo to me
Or possibly a pepper-mill.
possibly both
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 1 Apr 2016, 4:31,
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