The only difference between a MILF and a 'yummy mummy' is the level of the tabloid printing tacky articles about them
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 16 Mar 2018, 11:38,
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ancient tabloids were either painted on or carved into stone.
Titillating, nonetheless
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LS18,
Fri 16 Mar 2018, 16:28,
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