the power
in your PC has gone flat. try shaking the box until it starts running faster again.
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rogan,
Fri 16 May 2003, 13:10,
archived)
Noo, it's not that...
'cos I already tried it. First thing I thought of
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kryptik,
Fri 16 May 2003, 13:11,
archived)
No
rub it vigorously between your palms...
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Ijon Tichy,
Fri 16 May 2003, 13:12,
archived)