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[challenge entry] So I got these X-Ray specs from a guy in the East End...
He said 'you'll be able to see through stuff, or your money back'.

So I took them home and put them on. And I could see through the wall to the neighbour's bedroom.

In fact, I could see through the bedroom too. And the neighbours. And their walls.

And I could see through the trees outside, and the buildings on the other side of the street.

And I could see through the sky.

And the stars. And the stuff beyond the stars.

Maybe there's a God out there, but I don't know, cos if there is I saw right through him.

And what I could see was a bit like this:



They're a bit shit really.

From the X-Ray Vision challenge. See all 238 entries (closed)

(, Fri 16 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
# simply
cracking!
(, Fri 16 May 2003, 14:09, archived)
# woo to you
as I never thought I could laugh so much at a plain black box!!!!
(, Fri 16 May 2003, 14:09, archived)
# It's not a lain black box
It's a screen print from his new glasses:)
(, Fri 16 May 2003, 14:13, archived)
#
obviously
(, Fri 16 May 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Urm...
thats what I meant!! :)
(, Fri 16 May 2003, 15:40, archived)
# If you stared for long enough
you could see the back of your head! Then through that...ummm... and then through the X-ray specs...and then..ummm...would everything be back to normal, then, like?
(, Fri 16 May 2003, 14:10, archived)
# ahhh, bless
you're such an optimistic little bunny

*hugs n@man who hasn't been around for AGES*
(, Fri 16 May 2003, 14:20, archived)
# that is ace!
i hope it gets frontpage. How ironic in these days of arguing over anims getting frontpaged, that a simple black box could be worthy of such an accolade.......
(, Fri 16 May 2003, 14:18, archived)
# That reminds me of the film
The Man With The X-Ray Eyes.
(, Fri 16 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Black box
It's a lovely idea but think it would be all white rather than all black.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 15:30, archived)