Contains reconstituted American foreign policy...


Coming soon.... Spaddam.

Lost Cornish Village
( Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Mon 19 May 2003, 3:50, archived)

christ, i wasn't expecting that.
an actual, reasonable post.
Damnit.
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Mon 19 May 2003, 3:52, archived)

I think commercial sponsorship
could be a vote winner - His policies are shite but his chopped spiced pork and ham are top notch
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 19 May 2003, 3:56, archived)

Blairburgers
Made from mechanically recovered lips and arseholes.
( Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Mon 19 May 2003, 4:01, archived)