My mate Keit' wants me to ushat his wedding in summer. Must remember not to get intoxicated till after the service. And wear sunglasses. Sunglasses and suits make the girlies go moist, apparently.
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pxyzyzygy,
Mon 19 May 2003, 9:08,
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Wear your top hatat a rakish angle too - works wonders.
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Ijon Tichy,
Mon 19 May 2003, 9:10,
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