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# jesus:
MOtha FUCKa STFU MOTHA FUCKA
(Midgetbreeder, Tue 20 May 2003, 2:56, archived)
# go
away
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 20 May 2003, 2:59, archived)
# he only talks to himself
he's quite amusing, as far as trolls go..
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 3:01, archived)
# It's like
a two man play, the principle characters being Jesus and someone going under the unlikely monicker of OMG.

[ Jesus walks to stage right, eyeing OMG
with some distaste ]

Jesus : "GO HERE, I PITTY THE FOOL WHO DOESN'T"

[ OMG smirks, and goes centre stage ]

OMG: "Jesus shut your fucking mouth."

[ Jesus gasps, not believing the mortal insult
he has been dealt. Onlookers rush in from
stage left as Jesus rises to his full wrath ]

Jesus: "MOtha FUCKa STFU MOTHA FUCKA"

[The End]

A Play by MidgetCock
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 20 May 2003, 3:06, archived)
# yup
what does STFU mean, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 3:08, archived)
# et voila
stfu
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 20 May 2003, 3:10, archived)
# ahhh
I should bookmark that

I usually can't figure out what people are talking about
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Damn you
with your facts and your evidence
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 3:12, archived)
# Hehehehehe
AWGTHTGTTSA?
FYDITM, IBN!

fuck I hate chatroom acronyms.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 May 2003, 3:42, archived)
# its short for Stu
Francis University
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 3:10, archived)
# It's Saint Fu...
...the patron saint of ninjas!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 20 May 2003, 3:11, archived)
# hi-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr!
All ninjas should be pirate ninjas!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 3:12, archived)
# even if the ninja is
sea sick or allergic to parrots?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 3:13, archived)
# yep
they're tough people, they can adapt..

and then they'll flip out!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 3:15, archived)
# yaarrrr
they be mammals
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 3:16, archived)
# ummmm
yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 3:18, archived)