Haha
I'll bet the po-po would love to get their hands on it, especially with that visible license plate. Your lives hang in a delicate balance.
(Enigma_Man, Sun 25 May 2003, 21:46, archived)

Hmm. Let's see, what do we know?
He's at Stamford College (which explains a lot), his name's Mark Lowe...
( Tedious, Sun 25 May 2003, 21:48, archived)

Ooh
The Lincolnshire Po have a "report crime online" button on their website. Hmmm.. I would get as much of a kick out of this as you did out of watching people get squirted :)
(Enigma_Man, Sun 25 May 2003, 21:52, archived)

transatlantic
mischef
(Enigma_Man, Sun 25 May 2003, 21:53, archived)

Alas, that wouldn't work, 'cos it doesn't fall into those categories
[EDIT:]

Try here www.lincs.police.uk/contactus/contactus.shtml .
( Tedious, Sun 25 May 2003, 21:56, archived)

what's this northants thing?
I was just going to send an e-mail to "general inquiries" at the Lincolnshire po-po (Stamford says it's located there, I dunno if that's a city or what, I'm not from there (from the US actually))
(Enigma_Man, Sun 25 May 2003, 21:58, archived)

Oops. Lincolnshire.
My error, hang on while I find a better link.

[Edit: you've got the right one.]
( Tedious, Sun 25 May 2003, 21:59, archived)

WHEE
I feel like a sleuth
(Enigma_Man, Sun 25 May 2003, 22:03, archived)

you know
it's hosted on a superjanet website, and something tells me this ain't academic. All it would take is someone to let the webmaster know and that would be off their site before you could say jack robinson :-)
(yorkpete, Sat 31 May 2003, 10:25, archived)