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# And finally...
After recovering from a serious hummus addiction, former childrens television star Zippy was today appointed the new anchorman for News At Ten, following the mysterious death of Trevor McDonald in what appears to have been a freak accident involving a piece of string, two nuns and a badger.


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(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 31 May 2003, 17:56, archived)
# don't show that to pointy
he has issues

edit: see?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 31 May 2003, 17:57, archived)
# FUCKING ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF MY FUCKING SCREEN!!!!!!!
A ZIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR A FUCKING MOUTH!!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!! A FUCKING ZIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A ZIP!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 31 May 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Best
comment ever, I think I've just wet myself =/
MATRON!
(Pablissimo, Sat 31 May 2003, 17:58, archived)
# You have issues!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 31 May 2003, 17:59, archived)
# I fucking HATE fucking zippy! I fucking HATE him! Fuck fuck fuck fuck.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 31 May 2003, 18:02, archived)
# Really?
*rubs hands together and opens Paint again*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:03, archived)
# I think we should all calm down,
step back, look at it from a broader perspective
and smoke some goooooooooooood hashiiiiiiiiiiish
¦@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:03, archived)
# you know what
i'm gonna do something silly

now

07762771668
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 31 May 2003, 17:58, archived)
# before we all spam that
who's is it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 31 May 2003, 17:59, archived)
# i'm gonna do somethig
even sillier, post my actual number 07986298864
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:05, archived)
# i don't beleive you either
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:07, archived)
# try it.
.
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:09, archived)
# I got a message saying your all gay.
own up.
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:14, archived)
# I posted mine a while back.
It was a compo entry - "If adverts told the truth". No-one called.

(I helped save b3ta! Lardmonster, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:10, archived)
# You live
in the Swap Shop studio?

arf
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:13, archived)
# No...
but yes, that's the other number... :-)

I was always more into "Tizwas", to be honest.

Edit: Fucking hell - is that you meeting JFK?
(I helped save b3ta! Lardmonster, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Yus
I had a saturday job as a fluffer for the JFK adminstration
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:27, archived)
# It's amazing
the shit you can find on the BBC message boards:

I asked a knowledgable friend, who said: "Heh
heh - well, I *could* always add my 2
penn'orth and make the following points:

1) Saturday Superstore's number was ALWAYS
01-811 8055 as it ran from 1982-1987, well
before the 071/081 split and PhONEday.

2) Going Live (1987-1994) also used 01-811
8055 until the 071/081 split (on May 6th
1990), when they then switched to 081-811
8181.

3) 081-811 8181 was carried over to Live and
Kicking in 1994 for part of the first series,
before PhONEday in 1995 when of course it
then changed to 0181-811 8181 (it was
sometime in March 1995, IIRC) and they kept
until the introduced their 0845-610 1515
number sometime in the last 2 years of the
programme.

4) If I were being *really* pedantic, Multi-
Coloured Swap Shop's ORIGINAL number (from
the first series, 1976-1977) was actually 01-
288 8055 - they only moved to the 01-811
8055 number in time for the second series in
1977.

I COULD, but I won't :)"
Toby, Wilts, UK
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:35, archived)
# i demand that he be given the job
for real!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 31 May 2003, 17:58, archived)
# of course,
i mean this
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:01, archived)
# MISSION:
UNLIKELY!
(Pablissimo, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:01, archived)
# Arf!
Loony person!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:02, archived)
# Hat stand
TJ (sorry i dont normally do this)

Finally got loads of meme backgrounds for my Nokia 3510i... today i have The Quo for my wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! Tapping, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:00, archived)
# a
FUCKING ZIP
(elasticanimal, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:15, archived)
#
woo diddly a zip
(elasticanimal, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:16, archived)
# two arms?
phillistine.

that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:23, archived)