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# Martian.
She doesn't fancy you. She's looking at me and my massive vagina.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# so's everyone else
i'm used to that.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Will you be my agent?
I'll give you say ...5% of the profits.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Shut up
you fat twat!

/runs for Rio
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# While you're there...
...get your cock turned inside out and come back known as Mirabelle. I can get you a fantastic job as a fluffer on some pretty disgusting scat film shoots.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)
# But i thought
that was last week?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# You're fired.
Don't talk to the press if you like having kneecaps.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)
# I gave them
up for lent.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)