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# REALLY bad breath
Komodo dragons have millions of bacteria living in their mouths, they simply take one bite of their prey, and wait for the ting to eventually slow down and die from infection.

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Just like Dutchbird

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# If I didn't need you
You would be dead now.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# You already cost me my job
what else could you do to me?

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# I have a very long list of possibilities
And my orb has just had a upgrade


You know I mean it

: Þ

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Okay
Now, you're scaring me....

/Assumes groveling position.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# I wouldn't bother.
That old hambone is on her way out. She hasn't been keeping up with the repayments on her secret, high-tech hideout in the Catskills.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Last time she cursed me
I lost my job 10 minutes later

*100% FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Watch out for algoyo
she's got evil plans of her own, but without the power that I have.

You'll be safe under my beneficent shadow.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Less of the Jaw, Jaw, Jaw...
...and more of WAR, WAR, WAR!

I have divested my evil empire of its laundry and take-away services and have ploughed the savings into channeling the spirits of Idi Amin, Richard Speck, and Stalin into my patented EVILDISTILLER.

I have my ray gun pointed directly at your hogpen and it's curtains, I tell you, CURTAINS!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Fuckin ell
that could take weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# the wounds they inflict cause the animal serious movement limitation
but if they can still move quicker that them, they just follow them, and wait.

Doesn't take weeks, their saliva almost acts like a poison because high concentration of bacteria.

sorry, I'll shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Thankyou Jackie...
...and winner of Nerdola 2003 is

Dr Drink.

Please come up and receive your prize. It's a bit of cat's dirt wrapped up in the Daily Mail.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Woo!
I shall treasure it, but at the same time, dispose of it in a bin immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# You also get a free holiday in the Peak District...
...and a deep fat fryer.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# cool
I hope the fryer is one with a "burn my house down" setting.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# No.
But it does have a "Volcano Heat" setting.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# It's one of only two poisonous lizards
100% of half/incorrectly-remembered FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# the other one being?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Eddie.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# them gekos
ya get on your hotel walls

maybe not eh
(pussycat, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# The Queen Mum
according to David Icke
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# If I knew the other one
it wouldn't be a half-remembered FACT, would it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# I'll take care not to get bitten by one then
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# surely
some of those new 24/7 mints should do the trick when being attack by one
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# There was a frenchman
who got his leg bitten by one once.
He died about five years later after having an infected wound that got gradually worse and worse. They eventually amputated the leg after a couple of years, but the dragons venom was in his bloodsteam and the stump of his leg then got bad and smelly. Doctors tried everything, but he died.

100% FACT*

*this fact may contain traces of inaccuracy
(Divvy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So funny!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:20, archived)