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[challenge entry] I'm sure this will have been done

But a quick look through the comp entries proved fruitless.
What better reason to smoke can there be than this?


*note - I thoroughly disapprove of smoking. But that isn't going to stop me entering the comp...*

From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 485 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)
# yay for tool!
and yay for nohands!
(faster, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Yay for username recognition!
Hoorah!! *jumps up and down excitedly*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)
# nobody has ever recognised my username
but then, it is hopeleslly ambiguous.
(faster, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)
# blimeh.
today's your 100th day on b3ta!
(martian, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)
# really?
huzzah!


if i can get up to 1500 posts i can do some kind of crazy double milestone thing going on...
(faster, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)
# you've got two hours to do that.
not really worth it, i'd have thought.
(martian, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)
# no.
especially when i'm going out in 10 minutes.

oh well.
(faster, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)
# hehehe
"look ma, I can smoke with no hands!"

I don't smoke either, and yet I cranked out 6 entries yesterday... it's fun, it's like sanctioned sarcasm : D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)
# i did two.
and i've never smoked in my life!
(martian, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)
# a quick hello
Just to say I`ll hopefully be getting a new PC in around 2 weeks... so you can all look forward so some really badly Potatoslopped crud from me. I know you love it really.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)
# oh.

good.

(martian, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# away and shite Martin!
.. or you shall buy all your own pints next weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
#
...if i make it...
(martian, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)
# gay
dar
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)
# my flatmate,
when he was in a rut and couldn't find a job, looked into becoming a gigolo. as a result, he was posted lots of porn stuff - lots of it gay. anyway, in one publication he received, there were ads for gaydars. they were a kind of buzzer thing you keep in your back pocket, and they are activated if there's another one in the vicinity. quite clever really!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)