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[challenge entry] It's already on the tramp juice and fags!
this is actually my baby!

This is actually a scan of my kid-to-be as of yesterday, couldn't believe the cheeky scamp.

ps - be my bitches please, the wife could do with some laughs (emotional pregnancy) - shop my foetus, src images here, here, here and here. Will post a Mars Bar to the best effort, honest!

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(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)
# hehe!
woo!
It would appear that congrats are in order!
Isn't "shop my foetus" a great name for a feature?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)
# hiya mother
was looking for you earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)
# I got your mail!
'twas most amusing! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)
# did you go to Q.U.B.
by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Jesus, there`s a question
Talk about a 50/50!

"Did you go to QUB?
Or the other one?"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)
# not sure I get your drift
?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Norn Iron
only has QUB and University of Ulster!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)
# yeah but
loads of folks went to niether, just that someone thought you looked familiar from qub
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)
# She (`s the cat`s cousin..)
definitely got a Norn Irn bird look about her :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:49, archived)
# aye
yer ma!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)
# see, daahn there
Oi didn't go to uni
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:50, archived)
# I was accepted by QUB
and was Predicted straight A's, but I was poorly and didn't do the exams. Thus, I am an uneducated twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Still, you could be really well qualified at 3rd level
and unable to get a job cos your A-Levels were shit :-)

"Movers and shakers" indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:49, archived)
# "Alllllllll-ffffff-ieeeeeee!"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)
# know the feeling
Mrs 8-Ball is 11 weeks, and she's turned into Gengis Khan

woo to the pic
(8-Ball, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)
# haha !
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)
# mmmm
foetus

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:39, archived)
# I posted my scan pics...
...and my wife's uterus was shopped a fair bit then.
[EDIT] Hope the whole thing goes very well and congratulations to you both!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)
# congratulations -
maybe we better not kill the tweenies and teletubbies off just yet then...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)
# the wife?
"the" wife? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. What about "the" dog as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:44, archived)