It's already on the tramp juice and fags!


This is actually a scan of my kid-to-be as of yesterday, couldn't believe the cheeky scamp.

ps - be my bitches please, the wife could do with some laughs (emotional pregnancy) - shop my foetus, src images here, here, here and here. Will post a Mars Bar to the best effort, honest!

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( Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show 'n flaunt ya on, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

hehe!
woo!
It would appear that congrats are in order!
Isn't "shop my foetus" a great name for a feature?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

hiya mother
was looking for you earlier
( Dill, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

I got your mail!
'twas most amusing! :D
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)

did you go to Q.U.B.
by any chance?
( Dill, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)

Jesus, there`s a question
Talk about a 50/50!

"Did you go to QUB?
Or the other one?"
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)

not sure I get your drift
?
( Dill, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)

Norn Iron
only has QUB and University of Ulster!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)

yeah but
loads of folks went to niether, just that someone thought you looked familiar from qub
( Dill, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)

She (`s the cat`s cousin..)
definitely got a Norn Irn bird look about her :-)
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:49, archived)

Oi!
you calling me a millie?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:51, archived)

aye
yer ma!
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)

see, daahn there
Oi didn't go to uni
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:50, archived)

I was accepted by QUB
and was Predicted straight A's, but I was poorly and didn't do the exams. Thus, I am an uneducated twunt.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)

Still, you could be really well qualified at 3rd level
and unable to get a job cos your A-Levels were shit :-)

"Movers and shakers" indeed.
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:49, archived)

"Alllllllll-ffffff-ieeeeeee!"

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)

know the feeling
Mrs 8-Ball is 11 weeks, and she's turned into Gengis Khan

woo to the pic
(8-Ball, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

haha !
woo :)
( Tedmus, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

mmmm
foetus

woo
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:39, archived)

I posted my scan pics...
...and my wife's uterus was shopped a fair bit then.
[EDIT] Hope the whole thing goes very well and congratulations to you both!
( sick_boy, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)

congratulations -
maybe we better not kill the tweenies and teletubbies off just yet then...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)

the wife?
"the" wife? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. What about "the" dog as well?
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 13:44, archived)