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[challenge entry] similar to my other one but worse.

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From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 485 entries (closed)

(skin up a bifta, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Nice
however worms are cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)
# true
true true
(skin up a bifta, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)
# Hmmmm
i like cigars. But then i am 30 and can probably carry it off.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)
# I'm 31 and can
carry everything off - except myself at the end of the night...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)
# I understand completely
and sympathise
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)
# To the Bash!
Will bring roller blades, and print my address on my T-Shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)
# can
I join this 30 to 31 one club and jeer at the youngers?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:49, archived)
# JEER
Away!
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:49, archived)
# By all means
....bloody yoof of today....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:50, archived)
# bloody
baseball caps..........all just fields................dont know you're born.............it's like Blackpool Illuminations in here.........
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:54, archived)
# of course you can.
Provided you apreciate that the youngsters will take the opportunity to jeer at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:50, archived)
# Don't cheek
your elders young lady, I've a good mind to thrash you with my cane
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:51, archived)
# and scamper off
leaving us waving our canes and shuffling on our bandy legs.....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:51, archived)
# eew what is that smell
has your colostmy bag burst or mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:53, archived)
# Shabna has a colostomy bag.
It leaks.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:55, archived)
# we can handle it.
jeer away children, it means nothing to us for we care not a fig about such things as clothes, hygiene, continence...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:53, archived)
# even babies can carry cigars
they're hardly heavy...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)
# me likey muchly
spooky though "skin up a bifta".. do i know you :-) ?

'tis a common expression round our way, never heard it in many other circles, but i'm sure it must be out there!
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)
# No....
you don't know me, ali G says 'skin up a bifta'
in the 'ali G' bible
(skin up a bifta, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)
# ahhh
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)
# 'Bifter'
Just made it into the 2003 edition of the Collins Dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)