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[challenge entry] Why do I smoke so much?

Because I want to....because I want to!
Please note: No Billies were harmed in the making of this animation.

From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 485 entries (closed)

(bashdabish, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:10, archived)
# No Billies were harmed?
...WHY NOT?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:11, archived)
# coz theres no sheep in the picture.. its just a random comment
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Perhaps you meant.....
Goats?
(bashdabish, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Yeah!
We demand serious Billie harmage now!
(tomsk, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:13, archived)
# that is completely out of order
you don't even know her and it's not like she's been troubling the charts lately. Harming people is not big or clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Awww... please...
...just a little harming?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:16, archived)
# BOB.
*stern look*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:16, archived)
#
*pssst bob* That girl's looking at you...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:17, archived)
# I get that a lot...
...right before they call the police.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:19, archived)
# yes
they dial 999 and say "I've seen Jesus! I have! He's got specs, you know!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Right...
...that's it!

I am turning all my rage away from Billie and onto you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:21, archived)
# ah no.
You won't, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Don't be silly...
...I'm just going to promote peace and happiness, then cure a few lepers and cripples before bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:24, archived)
#
*shuffles away, looking at shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:18, archived)
# hehe...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:31, archived)
# *blows raspberry*
*flicks chewed up paper at specky kid at desk in front*
(tomsk, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Now that
is big AND clever.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:18, archived)
# except
that Tomsk actually IS that speccy kid up at the front.

Ooooh, recursive.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Ooh
Now animate it!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:20, archived)
# There's specky and there's specky,
and I can't believe I'm talking to you on a messageboard when you're sat 2 feet away.
I'm off, bye.
(tomsk, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:20, archived)
# I
wuv
oo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Haha
Ahhhhh soon you'll find yourself asking for cups of tea on here - ahhh the power of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:26, archived)
# i would have been the specky kid,
except they wouldn't give me specs.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:27, archived)
# oi!
Dr Phil, he's flicking stuff at me!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:21, archived)
# don't worry
revenge can be exacted.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Because......
Chris has a habit of claiming compensation.
(bashdabish, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:13, archived)
# hehe
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:14, archived)
# But...
...surely that wouldn't matter - hasn't there been a legal precident set, stating that he is a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:15, archived)
# hee hee
it would make me so tickled to see that on the statute books.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:16, archived)
# I don't get it...
but its giving me a headache.

I'm off for the day, night all!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:16, archived)
# See...smoking has it's uses........
now that you have a headache, the missus can't ask for it! At least you have a genuine excuse! :D
(bashdabish, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:21, archived)
# cassidy about?
google mantlepies and see their stuff on the channel 4 site

www.channel4.com/entertainment/comedy/showcards/F/fancyteeth.html
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Yes.
When I am king, their stuff will be compulsory viewing for all, on pain of no beer.
Go see now.
(tomsk, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:19, archived)
# No beer - ow!
Gosh, even the thought of that hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:20, archived)
# fan...
...tastico.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:20, archived)
# except for the dead kittens in the aquarium.
They said they couldn't change that 'cos it was embedded in the flash, or something. I gave them a proper bollocking about it though.

*pride*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:21, archived)
# he he he..
...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:22, archived)
# hehehe
they should have known really.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Yes - and thank you.
Now I realise who we are talking about - I recognise the style - very ingenious.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:27, archived)