Why do I smoke so much?

Because I want to....because I want to!
Please note: No Billies were harmed in the making of this animation.

From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 490 entries (closed)

(gregster, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:10, archived)

No Billies were harmed?
...WHY NOT?
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:11, archived)

coz theres no sheep in the picture.. its just a random comment

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:12, archived)

Perhaps you meant.....
Goats?
(gregster, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:14, archived)

Yeah!
We demand serious Billie harmage now!
( tomsk, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:13, archived)

that is completely out of order
you don't even know her and it's not like she's been troubling the charts lately. Harming people is not big or clever.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:14, archived)

Awww... please...
...just a little harming?
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:16, archived)

BOB.
*stern look*
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:16, archived)

*pssst bob* That girl's looking at you...
( dogsbollocks, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:17, archived)

I get that a lot...
...right before they call the police.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:19, archived)

yes
they dial 999 and say "I've seen Jesus! I have! He's got specs, you know!"
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:19, archived)

Right...
...that's it!

I am turning all my rage away from Billie and onto you.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:21, archived)

ah no.
You won't, will you?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:22, archived)

Don't be silly...
...I'm just going to promote peace and happiness, then cure a few lepers and cripples before bedtime.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:24, archived)

*shuffles away, looking at shoes*
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:18, archived)

hehe...

( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:31, archived)

*blows raspberry*
*flicks chewed up paper at specky kid at desk in front*
( tomsk, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:18, archived)

Now that
is big AND clever.
( dogsbollocks, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:18, archived)

except
that Tomsk actually IS that speccy kid up at the front.

Ooooh, recursive.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:19, archived)

Ooh
Now animate it!
( dogsbollocks, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:20, archived)

There's specky and there's specky,
and I can't believe I'm talking to you on a messageboard when you're sat 2 feet away.
I'm off, bye.
( tomsk, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:20, archived)

I
wuv
oo!
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:22, archived)

Haha
Ahhhhh soon you'll find yourself asking for cups of tea on here - ahhh the power of b3ta.
( dogsbollocks, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:26, archived)

i would have been the specky kid,
except they wouldn't give me specs.
( bananaman, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:27, archived)

oi!
Dr Phil, he's flicking stuff at me!!!
( Batsgirl, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:21, archived)

don't worry
revenge can be exacted.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:23, archived)

Because......
Chris has a habit of claiming compensation.
(gregster, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:13, archived)

hehe
nice one
( Batsgirl, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:14, archived)

But...
...surely that wouldn't matter - hasn't there been a legal precident set, stating that he is a cunt?
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:15, archived)

hee hee
it would make me so tickled to see that on the statute books.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:16, archived)

I don't get it...
but its giving me a headache.

I'm off for the day, night all!
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:16, archived)

See...smoking has it's uses........
now that you have a headache, the missus can't ask for it! At least you have a genuine excuse! :D
(gregster, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:21, archived)

cassidy about?
google mantlepies and see their stuff on the channel 4 site

www.channel4.com/entertainment/comedy/showcards/F/fancyteeth.html
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:16, archived)

Yes.
When I am king, their stuff will be compulsory viewing for all, on pain of no beer.
Go see now.
( tomsk, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:19, archived)

No beer - ow!
Gosh, even the thought of that hurts.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:20, archived)

fan...
...tastico.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:20, archived)

except for the dead kittens in the aquarium.
They said they couldn't change that 'cos it was embedded in the flash, or something. I gave them a proper bollocking about it though.

*pride*
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:21, archived)

he he he..
...
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:22, archived)

hehehe
they should have known really.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:25, archived)

Yes - and thank you.
Now I realise who we are talking about - I recognise the style - very ingenious.
( Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:27, archived)