You must have seen the movie,
You must have read the book.
It's the pork sword of a feline
So take a second look.
It gets cut off to stop them fighting,
And pissing all over thee.
So if you know someone who smells really bad
Then you must know a cat's willy!
(
The Ghost of Stephen Foster,
Thu 3 Jul 2003, 2:09,
archived)