whoops
I guess that ruined the cutie thing, eh? hehe
did you see, your b3ta birthday's coming up this weekend...
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Thu 3 Jul 2003, 17:51,
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did you see, your b3ta birthday's coming up this weekend...
yes i replied to it, woo yay me
i have no problems with bumsex, as a concept. I did once say to a friend "it'd be gross cuz the willy would have poo on it" and she said "oh no, it's not like that". Then she went very red.
i dont buy it tho. i mean you put your finger up there and take it out without it at least ponging... not possible.
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Thu 3 Jul 2003, 17:58,
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i dont buy it tho. i mean you put your finger up there and take it out without it at least ponging... not possible.
sorry I'd not seen the reply
must have fallen off the page - I'll go back and check.
you can't see me if I go red when I say that no, it really doesn't work that way - mostly because you really should make sure everyone's nice and clean before trying...
p.s. good idea on the birthday card
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Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:00,
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you can't see me if I go red when I say that no, it really doesn't work that way - mostly because you really should make sure everyone's nice and clean before trying...
p.s. good idea on the birthday card
call me old fashioned...
but more of a No1 man myself.
my mate told me he found a piece of corn under his foreskin after a spot of cock up ladies bott.
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Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:04,
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my mate told me he found a piece of corn under his foreskin after a spot of cock up ladies bott.
.vom
that's pretty foul
(the corn thing)
Just how clean could you get your anus without use of chlorine bleach and a bottlewasher?
I've seen pron where they stick it in lots of holes and don't wash it between holes! Ew!
But what do I know. not a lot.
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Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:10,
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(the corn thing)
Just how clean could you get your anus without use of chlorine bleach and a bottlewasher?
I've seen pron where they stick it in lots of holes and don't wash it between holes! Ew!
But what do I know. not a lot.
one of the blog sites from the b3ta newsletter thingy...
...was some 'straight' bloke who was out in a gay club being chatted up and he was asking them 'probing' questions about what they get up to. the line "its not very nice when u go down and its a bit grainy" was enough reading for me... ermmm YUCK! its the poo chamber people its bound to be a bit 'grainy'!
i like 'quotes' today.
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Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:16,
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i like 'quotes' today.
gods
i'm more innocent than I thought! GRAINY?!
I recall a girl I worked with telling me how if you get the orange juice with bits in the bits ended up in the mans.... love mayonnaise.
no, i couldn't figure out how either.
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Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:18,
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I recall a girl I worked with telling me how if you get the orange juice with bits in the bits ended up in the mans.... love mayonnaise.
no, i couldn't figure out how either.
they take special precautions
like enemas and all that stuff... but no, I can't see the interest in going straight from exit to entrance.
still, it's not like I'm saying I've done it, I'm just explaining the theory : D
Shame your profile is so stark...
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Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:20,
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still, it's not like I'm saying I've done it, I'm just explaining the theory : D
Shame your profile is so stark...
i apologise
for my starkness.
if you're talking to me of course. waddya wanna know.
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Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:30,
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if you're talking to me of course. waddya wanna know.
nah
he's talking to me cuz i hit on him earlier.
:)
I'll update the profile
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Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:34,
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:)
I'll update the profile
hehehe
hey, you gotta seize these opportunities when you can... and thanks
but keep the ascii fish, it's cute.
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Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:38,
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but keep the ascii fish, it's cute.
i looked at the FAQ
but can't see how to do HTML thingies with my profile.
I've got a stylesheet hosted elsewhere, how do I stick that in there?
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Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:48,
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I've got a stylesheet hosted elsewhere, how do I stick that in there?
right at the start of your profile
just add in the html to reference a remote stylesheet... something like (but probably not exactly):
<style src="http://yoursite/urlofyourstylesheet.css">
Some people have used loads of CSS in their profiles, find one and check it for more info.
p.s. I'm seriously thinking about emailing you after reading your "new" profile :)
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Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:54,
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<style src="http://yoursite/urlofyourstylesheet.css">
Some people have used loads of CSS in their profiles, find one and check it for more info.
p.s. I'm seriously thinking about emailing you after reading your "new" profile :)