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From the Fake Japanese Products challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)

i do hope the japanese are taking note
of all these useful ideas
( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)

i'd forgotten how to make webpages
so i spent a happy couple of hours yesterday aligning everything, setting tables, widdling with fonts.

then thought last night, "ah fuck it, just make it a big jpg" so i did
( new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:42, archived)

good plan

( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:42, archived)

do you know what?
pies.
( bananaman, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:42, archived)

what sort of pies?
ps, bacteria is the plural not bacteriums. although i like the word
( new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:44, archived)

is penii a word?

( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)

i don't know
it's something to do with what the root (so to speak) of the word is. is it greek or latin? i forget, my mind is weak
( new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:48, archived)

i know,
but they're in my head so i can call them what i like.
( bananaman, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)

and since when
was this place famed for correct use of english?
( bananaman, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)

your quite write

( new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:48, archived)

in witch case
You're pic shood say engrish reilly
( dutchbint, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)

doesn't that
already exist?
( Batsgirl, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:42, archived)

it does? i hope so
powered by electric battery technology dontchaknow
( new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)

there are much more exciting things
that are powered with batteries.
( Batsgirl, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:44, archived)

like torches
and mini portable tvs
( new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:49, archived)

here y'are
www.corporate-gifts.co.uk/details.asp?prod=KEYRING30
although this is probably more your style
( dutchbint, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)

pffft
that one doesn't emit 100 decibel alarm AT ALL TIMES!
( new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:56, archived)

twoo
It does match your feather boa though.
( dutchbint, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:58, archived)

I think it does.

( dutchbint, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:44, archived)

i'm going to keep reposting it at every opportunity
i want to see how much lycos stats/bandwidth it can take
( new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)

wow.
that's magic happy fun yes!?
( martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:42, archived)

super magic happy fun time special!

( new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:59, archived)