sorry, all sold out


From the Fake Japanese Products challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( idlesod, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:45, archived)

i like it
its topical
( jme, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)

*vomits after being reminded of goatse for the 50th time today*
yes, nice
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)

*catches vomit in bucket*
there you go should help for future tummy troubles
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:52, archived)

I sold out of salad creme the other day.
My treatment is being featured on The Wright Stuff.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)

Do you have any
treatments for eczema?
( dutchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:48, archived)

shave off your skin
...problem solved.
( Dr Drink, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:50, archived)

Yes.
You must soak bandages in a 50 percent solution of salad creme and onion water. Apply the bandages and put a pair of nylon tights over them. Sleep in them overnight and your eczma should be gone.

It works for cancer too.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:50, archived)

Marvellous.
Won't I get fat with all that salad cream seeping in through my skin?
( dutchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)

Yes. But you must compromise.
Fat and scab-free, or thin and scabby.

The choice is yours.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:54, archived)

I suppose my leggings
will stretch to fit them. I'm sure I'll look fab with my love handles flopping all over the place.
( dutchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)

so what happened to poor Fat Paul?

( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)

He's OK.
They have put him on a new drug. He dribbles much less now, but spends most of the day in front of the TV.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:00, archived)

yeah!
He is your soul mate, face the facts and marry him.
( Dr Drink, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:00, archived)

I can't marry Fat Paul.
He is a flasher. Well, he used to. Now he's very quiet.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:01, archived)

drinking lots of
alcohol helps
( Hotdog, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)

probably very gc
but
www.glandscape.com/ascii.html
ASCII goatse
( Hotdog, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:48, archived)

i feel just as sick looking at that

( Mond, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)

better one
at http://www.goatse.cx/contrib.html
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)