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# I think I know how to get a sure fire frontpage!!!


Its got:

- animal headswaps (cats = funny, 2 cats = even funnier!)
- a caption (just like the real Gary Larson)
- paintmashing
- a sign
- shameless appeals to the magic donkey

Surely it can't fail??? ;P
(MrMessiah, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:28, archived)
# it can
the donkey usually likes the spelling to be spot on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:30, archived)
# y'know
I think your right if it fails to frontpage I'l eat my hat*

*hat made from marzipan
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:30, archived)
# mmm marzipan hat.
i hate marzipan.


I had a hat made out of meat once, but some squirrels stole it and ate it.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:32, archived)
# lol
wtf??!1!?1!?111

yooll luv thiz site then,

www.hatsofmeat.comorsomething like that!!!!111111
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:32, archived)
# OMG! LOL!
Hats! Made of meat! ROLFMAO!

cough!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:35, archived)
# *pants back*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:37, archived)
# I didn't even
know you had 'em mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:41, archived)
# I
really should check what I'm typing

though they were a comfortable fit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:48, archived)
# I hope you
washed 'em first.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:50, archived)
# of
course pressed as well, ready for collection

just make sure you have your ticket
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:52, archived)
# I have ticket
and bag, 'cos I like bag!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:56, archived)
# well
thats why you can't trust em
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:33, archived)
# they burnt my shed down too.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:34, archived)
# no
did you bring out the big gnus after that
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:35, archived)
# well ive got good gnus
and ive got bad gnus....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:36, archived)
# i thought
no gnus was good gnus
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:37, archived)
# well
my gnus are great gnus, do housewrok and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:38, archived)
# no gnus are bad gnus.
but theres nothing gnu there.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:38, archived)
# i've got gnus
round my neck.

/suicide.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:37, archived)
# start speading the gnus
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Im cleaving today....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:40, archived)
# pleased to meet you cleaving.
i'm bananaman.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:41, archived)
# I'll be frank.....
Hi im frank.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:42, archived)
# it's the room at the front of he plane
where the pilot sits, but that's not important right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:43, archived)
# what does the
plane look like?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:45, archived)
# OK
can I still be Roxy?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:44, archived)
# sure,
we can all be Roxy.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:46, archived)
# surely you can't be serious
I am and don't call me shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:58, archived)
# i've got at least six gnus
gnu gnu gnu gnu gnu gnu gnu gnu gnu gnu gnu gnu gnu gnu gnu gnu gnu

(not a repost at all honest)
(fatty biscuits, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:36, archived)
# A top effort
but spelling Magic with a j is even worse than ending it with a k.

Made me laugh though. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:30, archived)
# it's totally
krasy!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)
# its whacky.
pic made me laught though....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:32, archived)
# it's Zani d00d.


I think I'll stop this now.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:36, archived)
# good call.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:37, archived)
# 0181 811 81 81
now that was a good call.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:56, archived)
# If
only
(the original solly, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)
# I think it needs a helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Damn!
How could I have forgotten all the memes?

*slaps forehead*
(MrMessiah, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:32, archived)
# I'm telling you
Traffic cones are the animal of the future - today!
(Dekker, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:32, archived)
# I think I see
what you've done there.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:46, archived)