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# Porncupine
I know it's wrong of me...
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but I just HAD TO get it out of my poor head.

It came out of a very disturbing e-mail conversation at work today. It's actually all mr bridger's fault -- he came up with the word, then I suffered the mental consequences.

mod edit: no pictures of cocks please, even if they do look like cocktail sausages ;)

EDIT: sorry -- wondered where my good evil work had gone :)
(finassy, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:48, archived)
# I am glad
I don't have to wash that!
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:49, archived)
# oh good gravy
I don't want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:50, archived)
# You don't want to know
what you get when you type dildo into images.google

I need to wash my eyes out with soapy water.
(finassy, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:52, archived)
# ow!
my mind is thinking of porcupines porking each other now! with lots of "ow! ow! ow!" action!
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:50, archived)
# I think
maybe that should be a link...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:51, archived)
# tbh
i didn't notice they were naughty. i thought they were pork sausages at first.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:52, archived)
# you
mean they're not

oh dear, well could be said to be pork in on sense I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:58, archived)
# they are very small naughty bits
not immediately noticeable. I htought they were fingers till I looked closer and read the text.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:54, archived)
# yay!
we're so innocent ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:55, archived)
# we are!
just look at our halos!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:56, archived)
# *polish*
*rub* *rub*
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:59, archived)
# they
be shiny and glowy, though that dance of yours tends to tarnish em slightly
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:59, archived)
# so long
as this is the end of it.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:55, archived)
# i agree,
they may not be immediately obvious, but the consequences would be most severe if they were recognised by a boss at work.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Hehehehe
"hors d'ouevre, anyone?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:51, archived)