his favourite thing to do
is roll around in mud. But recently, he's found himself in many life threatening situations. He is just about to go to the swimming pool to wash of the mud, thats what the wristband is for - has to be out of the pool by 3 o'clock.
( Jobe http://www.flickr.com/joefreeman, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)

Actually,
that's a much better reason.
( MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)

I like both reasons
my curiosity is satisfied
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)