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# 'Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Pompey,
It is not fit to graze a donkey'

/the first draft wasn't quite as popular.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Come, friendly bombs, and fall on the land mass directly north of the Isle of Wight,
As really, truly, it is shite...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# that's beautiful
*wipes away a tear*
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:47, archived)
# What more can be said about a city that spends money on neon lights for motorway bridges
that illuminate the Tipner scrap yard, and build a frigging millenium tower (3 years late and several million over cost) - yet the money should've been spent on either genocide on the lower I.Qers (under IQ of 30 would reduced the population by at least 70%...) or at least cleaning the shit off of the streets....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:51, archived)
# I'd have included this in my plan
But, alas, it did not scan.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:47, archived)
# your plan?
you are either hitler or god.

and i claim my five pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:51, archived)
# If I am God,
you will have no need for money
(all b3tans become omnipotent)

If I am Hitler, five pounds will avail you not, for the deutschmark shall prevail.....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)