No babies are cute...
...they are all ugly little pink bags of shite.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:53,
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In order to have children...
...I would first have to convince a woman to have sex with me.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:55,
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No, these are the cute ones
because later they sprout wings and feathers and fly away, or get eaten by cats. It's the others that are icky and smell funny.
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