I always thought I should have been president
I would have invaded the antarctic and trained the penguins to be my personal army.
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Monkeyboy,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:10,
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I'd vote for that
if you made all the penguins wear amusing military hats.
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MissPrism,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:18,
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