i went to london zoo about 5 or 6 years agowith this girl i used to out with, and we were standing at the chimp cage watching them do chimp things. there was this eager young dad next to us with a little boy on his shoulders, and suddenly the money nearest us shoved it's whole hand up it's own arse, pulled it out and started licking it. the little boy was going, "daddy, daddy, what's that monkey doing?", and the bloke just goes, "washing itself - let's go and look at the elephants". that's why i love animals. they don't give a fuck what we think.
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Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:37,
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