I thought it was one of the British Sumo champions
Go look at the site, i dare you ;)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Sun 17 Aug 2003, 0:17,
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and for that
you shall sleep soundly :)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Sun 17 Aug 2003, 0:22,
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