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# i farted
it smells
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 2:28, archived)
# if you farted in a forest
but nobody was around,
would it still make a noise?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 2:29, archived)
# yes
it would reverberate for miles around... well mine would anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 2:32, archived)
# erm
how could I fart in a forest if I wasn't there? am I not somebody?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 2:32, archived)
# therin lies
the postulating emphatism
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 2:33, archived)
# no
i would hear it. Unless it was a silent but deadly style
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 2:34, archived)
# what if nobody was around though
you could fart in the forest without being there
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 2:35, archived)
# by eck
that sure would be a skill to have I tell thee.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 2:38, archived)