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[challenge entry]

*Mrs Vulga's idea*

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(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)
# hehehe
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)
# hehe
she almost looks normal
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)
# That's
what Mrs Vulga said!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# i am mrs vulga.
now where's my dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# you're
bloody not, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# damn
you saw through my cunning disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# *and when vulga stepped out of the shower he realised it was all just a dream*
he is too your wife!

I was at the wedding, don't you remember??
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Yes
yes - I am merely an imposter who just hangs around trying to catch a glimpse of the happy couple.
(DMQOB, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Yes,
yes I do*

*lies
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# hehe


jordan repost
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)
# hehe
we all replied by heheing
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I still would love to
Good knocks
(clitasaurus, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)
# ha ha
these are both great
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Hehe
I liked poptart's too. Class. Oh, and she mings in real life anyway... On the plus side of things, she's moving away from Brighton, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# she doth ming mightily!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# And when
all the press were out in Brighton for her to go down a zipwire for the RNIB charity she bottled it live on air :)

I was so pleased to hear her absolutely shitting it.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# she is performing
in the chicago cock cafe in aylesbury this week

i shudder to think what her routine involves
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# ping pong balls
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# OMG
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Apparently
she's a very good juggler
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# the mind boggles
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# i suspect
it's more likely to be basketballs
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# No
thats my routine - you're getting confused
(DMQOB, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# hello ms kitten!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# 'lo you tart!
nice holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# jolly nice indeed
although tan is already faded and it seems like a long time ago...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# boo!
I'm not getting a holiday, we're moving to that london and I have to save money :(
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)
# boo!
when/why you moving?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# we are moving to London
to be closer to you save money and be closer to work and just for a change of scenery, really.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# whereabouts you going to be?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)
# hahaha!
do I spy a flat chest?
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)
# that reminds me
just a month or so after Paul came to my town, we now have Chas and Dave coming to play!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)
# i have performed on
the same stage as chaz and dave
not at the same time however
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Blimey
You must live in the cultural capital of Britian. Why did you waste time at the festival when you have all this great entertainment on your doorstep?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)
# : P
I live in the bowls capital of the world... Worthing always seems to hold the international championships, although to be fair I'm not sure there's ever any other countries that bother to turn up - must be hell trying to get all those zimmer frames through customs!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# i misread that as bowels....
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Now,
that's a sport that pippy would excell at
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# hehe bit windy?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Ahhh
Worthing... Where the streets are paved with little old ladies in their motorised buggies
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)