before the true use of vacuum cleaners was discovered...
many puppies were cruelly and needlessly sacrificed.
freshlegs,
Sat 6 Jul 2002, 16:22,
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YebbutWere they -fresh- puppies, or frozen.
Defrosting puppies without the use of microwaves is a skill lost to an older time.
(Defrosting puppies without the use of microwaves is a skill lost to an older time.
moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees,
Sat 6 Jul 2002, 17:26,
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hard to sayin the olden days vacuum cleaners were powerful enough to despatch with even frozen puppies. they had to power them down because whole villages would go missing as soon as someone turned one on.
[edit: I've just been informed that the first ever vacuum cleaner was so powerful that it destroyed the earth, and the earth had to be rebuilt.]
([edit: I've just been informed that the first ever vacuum cleaner was so powerful that it destroyed the earth, and the earth had to be rebuilt.]
freshlegs,
Sat 6 Jul 2002, 17:31,
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