If anyone sees this little chap, please bring him home


Edit: am going for the sympathy vote!
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 7 Jul 2002, 20:40, archived)

awwww
i thought you were joking at first when you said furtive stole your purse. No luck with the pub then?

I presented him to Zog to take back to Germany so maybe we'll be safe for a while.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 7 Jul 2002, 20:46, archived)

No joy there
As Boden says, at least he's enjoying himself
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 7 Jul 2002, 20:50, archived)

He looks quite...
...happy with his travels.
( Boden, Sun 7 Jul 2002, 20:46, archived)

I thought it was only your travelcard and bits that got half-inched
Was it the whole bag?
( pickledpizza couldn't give a fuck anymore. I mean, who cares??, Sun 7 Jul 2002, 20:50, archived)

Just the purse and travel card
out the back of my bag, boo and nay.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 7 Jul 2002, 20:52, archived)

not *at* the bash? surely?
or was it after?
surely no B3tan is low enough to steal from another b3tan?
Fuckin' track the fucker down, we will. Stomp on said fucker's head, we will.
Photoshop his children, we will.
( pickledpizza couldn't give a fuck anymore. I mean, who cares??, Sun 7 Jul 2002, 20:59, archived)

twas at
camden electric ballroom i believe
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sun 7 Jul 2002, 21:04, archived)

That *cant* have happened at the bash!?
But everyone there was so lovely! And you seemed like a very nice person who didn't deserve bad things!

Nooooooo!
( Lumpbucket farted., Sun 7 Jul 2002, 21:04, archived)

Now i know this is nothing to fo with me...but...
i say what is needed here is a good old fashion witch-hunt, randomly hurling blame from one person to the next…after all, if we get everyone, we get the culprit...or maybe i am wrong, but i can't imagine a B3ta person doing it, not at the B3ta bash atleast...
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sun 7 Jul 2002, 21:11, archived)

It wasn't pinched at the bash
I had it there, I think it was Camden high street or outside the electric ballroom.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 7 Jul 2002, 21:20, archived)