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# help me
I'm working 12hr shifts at a nuclear power plant, 7pm 'til 7am, 8 days a week in the damp arsehole of Scotland until August.

I think it would amuse me greatly if you mixed your photoshoppery and kittens and midgets with the theme of nuclear energy - so I could print them and leave them lying around the offices of my superiors.

I invented strange 3:37, where I would play a strange sound file down the phone to my mother at 3:37am - but after the response from the first try (she didn't remember a thing) I decided it was a waste of time.

Help me before I die of boredom (which I now think is physically possible since the right lobe of my brain was in agony out of boredom on my second shift.).
Going to go now and attempt work. or kill that annoying bird who keeps tweeting outside my office.
the bastard.
(Conor, Sun 7 Jul 2002, 23:54, archived)
# overheat the reactor
thats always fun
(minoltion, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 0:03, archived)
# what's the nuclear power plant called ?
.
(minoltion, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 0:06, archived)
# it's
called Hunterston B station. it smells.
(Conor, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 1:28, archived)
# For a fun game..
take a local animal and see if you can get it to do this:
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 1:36, archived)
# Actually
it's surprising how much wildlife there is just hopping past your window. Loads of rabbits, cats, birds with long thing orange beaks who tweet 'til stupid o'clock in the morning. etc.

none of them do that though

unfortunately
(Conor, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 1:40, archived)
# Try a "controled radiation release"
after all, it's only Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 1:43, archived)
# Hold On!
I like Scotland better than England! Make sure the winds blowing to the South first!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 1:46, archived)
#
WHY!?!? there's nothing here! (except me)


[hehehehe, I love the way she said hold on! there, like she thought I was actually going to do it]
(Conor, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 1:51, archived)
# It always looks nicer
on those cooking programes.... than England does. England is full of poms as well!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 1:58, archived)
#
yeah it only looks nice 'cos there's nothing there! and they don't show you what it's like 98% of the time. 1% of the time it's light. another 1% and it's sunny.
In the other 98% it's dark and rainy with pterodactles swooping down and eating children as they walk across the street.

[that last part was a lie]
(Conor, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 2:03, archived)
# Woah! I'm gonna have to change my fecking name...
Just noticed that bit you wrote about my "hold on". Hope you haven't got a "incorrect" mental image of me!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 2:07, archived)
# aaaaaa
if only I could. Unfortunately I can't go into any of the controlled areas 'cos I left my personal protective equipment in Sunderland and my boots are back at the house (I'm usualy living in South Tyneside - I'm not a mackem)

I suppose I could throw stones at the building until something happens.
(Conor, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 1:47, archived)
# Oooo, i like making
up games to relive bordom...you realise rats in your office-y thing (i don't know where you work, so i will guess it looks like Homer Simpsons place) and then try to hunt them down.

Do you have an internet connected computer at your disposal?
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 0:17, archived)
# I'm somewhat concerned that a B3tan
may be involved in the running of a nuclear reactor... Have a Nuclear Wombat - he's bang-tastic!

(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 0:26, archived)
#
hehe, thanks. The safety engineer resembles that womble. It shall go in his drawer.
(Conor, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 1:50, archived)
# no
I posted that last message via telephathy and WAP.
(that was a lie. yes I do)
(Conor, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 1:33, archived)
# take my advice
don't let this guy touch *anything*
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 0:19, archived)
# my guess is that he's already had quite enough contact
with radioactive material. or his mother did, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 0:23, archived)
# NOOO!
I hope he realised that he picked up the plutonium discombobulator instead of his lunchbox.

Poor Alf T-Shirt wearing guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 0:25, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 0:27, archived)
# Those evil scientists have done it again
Cloning of people is wrong, wrong dammit!
(Especially him, he's caused enough trouble)

They've even changed his alpha genes to 50%(/bad-image-joke)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 0:35, archived)
# It's the transparent
high radioactive nuclear Svenno™
[Ædit: prototype]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 0:38, archived)
# It may be because it's twenty to two in the morning
but it looks to me like he drowned at the bottom of the pool and his ghost is rising so fast that it's gone all stroby (too cabbaged to find correct erm, adverb. That's the one)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 0:51, archived)
# *blink*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 0:57, archived)
# Just messing with edge glows
(bluemerle, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 2:49, archived)