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# Totally agree
That show was awful in the first series. Hmmm. How can we make it worse? I know! A TALKING BABY SUPERHERO JUST LIKE THOSE FUCKING SHITTY ADVERTS!

I suppose the worst thing is seen Ardal O'Hanlon in something so piss poor. Sigh.

Then watch 'My Life' or whatever it is with Jasper Carrot. If you just vomit and actually manage to retain your internal organs you're one of the lucky ones. It should be released on DVD, but the packaging should contain nothing but two nails, a tiny hammer, and instructions on how to nail your bollocks to a tree as a humane alternative to actually watching it.
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 11:09, archived)
# Do you mean..
the uber PC and uber unfunny show where Jasper is married to an Indian woman and has several children including one in a wheelchair ?

Oh yes, a laugh a decade that is.

Coming next on BBC 1 - A new comedy about a one legged lesbian dwarf who adopts a Nigerian narcoleptic spastic orphan baby and moves to Chingford with a chimney sweep with testicular cancer who only ever has relationships with women with serious mental health issues.

Starring Sandy Toksvig.
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 11:17, archived)
# if you could pull that off
i'd watch... write to the bbc now!
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 11:22, archived)
# please don't use the phrase "pull off"
in the context of Sandy Toksvig. I feel quite ill, now.
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 12:46, archived)
# prompting spazz...
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 12:01, archived)