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# no
dutchbird is
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Worse
I'm one of the dreaded JAMPIRES. Pumping jam into your neck faster than vampires can suck the blood out.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# No,
she is a JAMPIRE!!

I vant to pump you full of jam,
A HA HA HA HA HA

Ze froot off zee nyte, vor byooteefool preserves zey mayke.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# To quote family guy:

Peter: Hey, is the Count a vampire?
Brian: What's that?
Peter: Well he's got these big fangs. Have they ever shown him doin' somebody in and then feedin' on em?
Brian: You're- you're asking me if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance
Peter: Yeah.
Brian: No, they've never done that
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)