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[challenge entry] We won because we had Terry Thomas


Edit: a choice of speeds.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:31, archived)
# that is the most wonderful
thing i have ever seen in all my days. suddenly, i feel very happy.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:34, archived)
# that's
fantastic!
you bastard! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:35, archived)
# thanks for that wonderful find
it was pure spun gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:55, archived)
# s'alright
I can't resist animating that kind of thing, but I never would have thought of what you've done with it! top stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:57, archived)
# nice
what a delightful creature!
(I helped save b3ta! lurker_no_more, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:39, archived)
# ahhh it hurts
that is truly wonderful.
I wish I had another wooyay to offer, but I don't.


edit: I liked it the way it was
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:42, archived)
# There's a feller
that looks just like that who empties bins in McDonalds in Fleet ...
(Saoirse, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 6:49, archived)
# that
made me gasp with joy.
[edit: who also gasped]
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:44, archived)
# me
and i smiled with delight
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:46, archived)
# I want the sideways one
on my passport
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:46, archived)
# can i have the grinning teeth one?
and half my name is thomas, already
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:48, archived)
# as long as you grin like that
everytime you go through customs you'll be fine (and searched for drugs most likely).
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:49, archived)
# with the three of them there
it's like one of those cherry machine things in casinos. what are they called?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:52, archived)
# fruit machines
a bit of a specialist subject of mine.
(i use them to fund pinball as they're usually much closer than cashpoints)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:53, archived)
# are you saying
you can beat the odds on fruit machines? How many facets are there to your genius?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:56, archived)
# i know a few of the special rules
but there's a nice pheneomenon of whenever i play a new one for the first time I invariable seem to win the jackpot. (Okay i may need to invest a bit of money but i usually get the jackpot before i've put the jackpot amount in).
On my trip down for the b3ta bash i played a new one and won £32 from putting £2 in.
I got stung on the train home because i forgot my railcard and had to fork out £30 despite having a valid ticket (albeit one needing a railcard when checked).
What goes up must come down.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 1:00, archived)
# slot machines
i was thinking it deserves its own sitcom so it can have that in the starting credits
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:53, archived)
# if you ask me
that's a small price to pay
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:52, archived)
# how about
this one?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:54, archived)
# you're turning into Jonathon Woss there
bananaman.
I only notice now because of the suit underneath.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:56, archived)
# argh! blimey!
although i wouldn't mind a cushy job watching filums at the beeb's expense
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:58, archived)
# me likey
good work (although it suggests you keep photos of me on your harddrive)

actually, i look like a cockney eastend landlord
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:56, archived)
# I think
people who pose topless for calenders have to expect some potatoshopping from time to time...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 1:00, archived)
# oh yeah
i forgot that involved a photo of me
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 1:01, archived)
# to be fair
that wasn't the picture I used...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 1:04, archived)
# i know
it was the one from my 1000th post
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 1:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
that's got me rolf maoing all over the place now.

The one in the middle looks like the kid at school who's always 4 lines behind everyone else in the play.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:52, archived)
# hahahahahah
hooooo hooo hooo
heeh heheee heee
;PPPP
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:55, archived)