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# if you use the london underground

you might understand why I found it necessary to do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 12:50, archived)
# did you draw that?
I'm with you all the way. Love is not getting on the hot London Underground naked, you sweaty filthy couple.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 12:54, archived)
# I did one of those
Lemme see...

Hmmmm. Not my most successful effort I have to say...
(tomsk, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 12:55, archived)
# they are about fucking six.
they shouldn't be naked or fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 13:10, archived)
# damn right -
he has no genitals for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 13:13, archived)
# typical love story
boy meets girl.
girl has no breasts.
boy has no willy.
boy and girl have no clothes.
boy and girl go on the tube and annoy the fuck out of everybody by being on fucking patronising posters, the cunts.
the end.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 13:16, archived)
# that's very
convincing, and very apt.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 13:13, archived)
# I just altered the original slightly
I've been working in London for two weeks and using the tube is already causing me some serious mental damage.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 12:58, archived)
# poor you - the tubes have
been worse than ever this week. One morning it took me four bus journies as every tube station on the vic line i went to was shut.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 13:00, archived)
# Interesting fact:
The average temperature of the Victoria Line has never decreased. It fluctuates over the seasons and days, but it never actually cools down to a lower temperature than when it was first opened.
If this continues, I calculate that all the energy in the universe will eventually be concentrated around a point somewhere near Oxford Circus.
(tomsk, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 13:04, archived)
# blimey tomsk -
you know everything. That's amazing. Actually - did you know Cal made a London bloggers tube map?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 13:08, archived)
# That
is fecking ace. I knew he was working on it but I hadn't seen the finished thing. Wooo!
Need to start a blog now...
I love the tube maps he found, that 3d one of Kings Cross was fab.
(tomsk, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 13:11, archived)
# mine would be
went to work, sweated on the tube. Every sodding weekday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 13:16, archived)
# mine would be
got up, pissed about, went to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 13:17, archived)
# Good point.
Mine would be: got up, worked for 1/2 hour, got bored, skived all day, ate food, went to bed.
(tomsk, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 13:18, archived)
# that's why I don't have a blog.
Mine would be full of people I either did shout at or wanted to shout at on the streets of London. I would sounds like a mental woman.
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 13:23, archived)
# You could do a pictorial hate blog
of all the nasty people. Draw an irritating tourist or a rude person every couple of days.
Hmmm. That's aquite a good idea actually. If I ever left the house, I'd do that.
(tomsk, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 13:28, archived)
# Skinny
Getting a little skinny here
(techsmurf, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 17:57, archived)
# That deserves a
naked wooyay
(Indole Ring, Sat 13 Jul 2002, 12:58, archived)