I think the phrase you are looking for is
"That red is a cunt........"
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)

I like
the cut of his jib
( rogan, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)

You should see his captain's log

( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)