Being the lazy wankbadger that I am...


I'll kick my competition entries off with a blatant repost from wayback

From the Make 'em dance challenge. See all 435 entries (closed)

( Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)

i'll forgive you on two accounts:
a) it's rather woo, in a terry gilliam sort of way
b) the word wankbadger rocks
( Mushroom, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)

Wankbadger does rock.
And she has bandy leggs.

edit: Yes, leggs. With two "g"s. Leggs.
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)

my biology teacher
is called Dr Leggs.
(~Sunny~, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:38, archived)

Hurrah!

( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)

but are his/her leggs bandy?

( dogsbollocks, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)

Or, perhaps, banddy?

( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)

they're not, actually
but they were when she was pregnant with Baby Leggs.
(~Sunny~, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)

Fat bastards
like me are naturally attracted to women with bandy leggggs
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)

Why thank you.

I've taken to teaching random children the word 'Wankbadger' in an effort in bring it into common usage.

first the Oxford english dictionary... then the WORLD!
( Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)

All children are
random, it seems to me.




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( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)

like in toy story where woody and buzz are in the drink cup and burger box
still, it is yay
(tom the astronaut, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:38, archived)

I just got here..
but you're talking an awful lot for someone who's hiding, you know
(KnitWit, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)

Just because you're hiding
doesn't mean you can't talk. Of course, you'd be pretty shit at hiding then... :)
( dogsbollocks, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)

heh
my point :)
(KnitWit, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)

good case
well debated
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:38, archived)

that was a FP, too
lazy sack

where are you on IRC?
( sinisterduck, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)

too lazy to even be on there....

Say - aren't you one of the c64 demoscene blokes?
( Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 20:41, archived)