'and that's how Lord Hyafaaed was the first
person in Briton to play the game of Badger in the Bag'. this is 100% of ACTUAL QUOTE from a book in my school's library.
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bananaman,
Tue 23 Sep 2003, 20:26,
archived)
No wonder
the kids of today can't bloody spell!
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Ijon Tichy,
Tue 23 Sep 2003, 20:30,
archived)