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# Wagon.

Damn mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)
# No offence to this or any other poster...
..but this is a crap bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# cant think of one then?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Haven't even tried.
I can bandwagon with thebest of them... but I just got on the board and found it full of rather unfunny tenuous versions of this.

Since when was a bandwagon an excuse to not actually be clever or funny?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:25, archived)
# all the time
as far as i know
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)
# wish you were
a naval engineer!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Ok... you've lost me...
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
# wish you were
a planetary gear!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)
# I wish you were
rhubarb haddock gold-plated garage it's the end of the world as we know it and I feel abdul a bull bull amir.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:37, archived)
# must be since before i was here
<1000!>
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# woo and yay...
Wishing you many thousands more, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Has there ever been a good
bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# a couple
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:25, archived)
# "I Want to Believe", Worf (the first time round), and the Original Abbey Road come to mind...
...I'm sure there were others. Nothing wrong with running with a concept... I just don't see why it's an excuse not to apply one's internal quality filter.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)
# something about worf?
(from the other day)
He was nervous about the flight, but the tempurature was good, the sky was clear, and there was a nice tailwind. all in all, it was...
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:30, archived)
# exactly... that was a worthy addition.
I still have this one in my profile, because I haven't done a front page in ages!

(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)
# arghhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:36, archived)
# agreed on the first "believe" one... yonks ago now though...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
# back in the day...
I remember it well.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)
# if i recall correctly
i was fairly n00b and i did "I wan't to conceive" in line drawing... I want to be Christopher Reeve... I'll shoot myself now.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)
# i did a mr men one.
but it was mr. e bob, so it was, like, ironic.
(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# totally radical!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:48, archived)
# i also enjoyed
the leslie crowther one, some good ones in that :)

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:37, archived)
# yes
the Mr Men one, and Abbey road, to name two. they weren't just a lot of mindless puns and unphotoshopped pictures with captions. there was a lot of work and creativity that went into both of them.
most of the rest have been shit, though
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:25, archived)
# I remember the Abbey road one actually
that was good.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)
# well it's gone round twice
and the last time was fairly recently...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Surely
Sometimes a simple bandwagon is good to encourage noobs ?.. some are not just new to the site some are new to photoshop or whatever prog they use :)
(juckle03, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# that's fine...
...but we usually expect some experience in humour.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:29, archived)
# or life
/harsh
/not aimed at anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
# i was going to rant and rave but I can't be arsed
/threadwasting
/threadjacking
/nsfw
/bandwagons
/kittens
/badgers
/grumpy twats
/hummus
/nazi newbies


It's All b3ta !!!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)
# true.
I am beginning to consider myself the b3ta equivalent of the grumpy old gits in the muppets.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)
# ha ha
"you know what this messageboard needs?"
"what?"
"AN END!"
cue uproarious laughter
(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Do you want to be the other grumpy bastard?
All we need now is a balcony/box.

Perhaps Rob could move the next bash to a venue with a balcony...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)
# is that irony?
babushka has a balcony. as someone who is probably gr33dy will attest.

maybe we need an irc channel running ticket-style across the bottom of the screen.
(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# hahaha
you said badgers!
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)
# it did need saying
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# let me know when you find a bandwagon
that isn't shit
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)
# there is a good one booked for tomorow
it involves a peice of string a kitten some super glue 4 sheets of industrial strength card and some chop sticks for stiffening
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:25, archived)
# It's been done before...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)
# twice.
and the second time it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:29, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)
# thought you'd like that...
I can't resist a dumb one-liner.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)
# : )
oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Sorry. I wont take part in any other bandwagon from now on
</lies>

PS This is my 999th post
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)
# don't take it personally...
(go on... reply to me and make it the big 1K!)
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# ok i'm replying...
too late. 1000 is up above somewhere

Fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)
# no shoppery involved...

screengrabbed from my DVD of Freaked
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
# ARGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)