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# Abit crap
but my friend was making soup, one of these add water then boil in a pan soups.

She read the instructions....place pan on heat, add soup and water, let boil for x minutes.

Well she put the pan on the heat
added the poweder
then realised she needed water
5 mins later the whole room was black and there wasn't a bottom on the pan...

she couldn't understand what she did wrong!!!!

(, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 20:01, archived)
# My cooking disaster.
In food technology we had to make a foreign dish. I chose to do sardine pizza thinking it to be Italian (is it?). Anyway, I put loads of cheese on and tomato and such, then I put these sardines straight on top and shoved them in the oven. Little did I know that I had to actually defrost the sardines (they weren't tinned)or do *something* to them. So, the oils in the sardines contaminated everything on the pizza and when it was removed from the oven the cheese and tomato and uh..everything was green practically (and slightly burnt, I left it in there too long). Not even my dog would it, fussy bugger.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 20:24, archived)
# Sugarless joy
I like to cook cheesecakes, and most of the time they turn out very nicely. Except the last one I made for a potluck, in which I forgot to put sugar... I didn't realize it till I had wee taste of the batter and thought it tasted strange...but I was running late and baked it anyhow, and wound up serving it, with the thought that if no one liked it, I'd blame it on my da, but by the end of the night it had been totally consumed...with rave reviews. I found it rather nasty myself...daft buggers...
(, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 20:34, archived)
# similar
a friend of mine was making micro noodles, he decided that reading the instructions was unneccesary as they were summed up in the caption on the pot, ie. 'simply microwave for 3 minutes and enjoy!' this he did. bunged the pot, with the foil lid on with no water obviously for three minutes. the resulting melted plastic stench never left our microwave, he did not even get to the enjoyment part, life is sad
(, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)