Every time you make fun
of Granny's varicose veins, one of these dies and leaves a rotting stench
you'll never get rid of - so please lay off!

( Hyksos, Sat 20 Jul 2002, 5:28, archived)

Still chuckling...
Very good, or is it just getting late? Nah, it's great! Woo and Yay!
( Occasional Lurker, Sat 20 Jul 2002, 5:31, archived)

It's a close call...
.. these things have to die.... and I suspect they aren't going to shoot themselves...
( Lord Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 20 Jul 2002, 5:33, archived)