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[challenge entry] The Journalist on the local paper
Was less than impressed with the quality of the news she had to report on.

readable!

From the Local News challenge. See all 295 entries (closed)

(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Ho ho ho!
Local news is really like that!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# In my local newspaper last week
there was an article entitled "Kipper Rage" in which an angry pensioner who refused to pay for the ridiculously overpriced kippers in sainsburys slapped the checkout assistant with said kippers and ran off.

Took up a whole article. It's terrible the greivous crimes being comitted these days....
(~Sunny~, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Hey
Do not knock crimes like that...
Ananova makes a whole website out of them!
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# So it does
but I'm sure the Herts Advertiser has much more hard hitting crimes to report - for example, Mavis Greenbury's 102nd birthday. Mavis is a parrot.
(~Sunny~, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Wow
now that is cutting edge... sounds like my local paper the Teesdale Mercury... I did work experience there, the highlight of the two weeks was reporting on a sheep show in the pouring rain.
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# I love my local paper
I've been in it 4 times. Thrice because I looked cute when I was at my primary school and they wanted to show how great schools were, once because me and my sisters entered a karaoke competition as the Spice Girls.

Edit: How rude of me. Woo to pic!
(~Sunny~, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)
# i hate local news
the bloody local paper always has a front page article about how some kids ate chinese food or wore hats. (i'm actually not actually exaggerating actually)

nice pic though
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 17:51, archived)
# how true
(~Sunny~, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 17:55, archived)
# yes!!
that is officially the best thing ever since the last best thing!!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)