Evil one for the pubI'm a regular in my local pub and we've done this one a few times when people are annoying us.
Ask if someone smokes, or stand by the cigarette machine, when they get their fags, ask to borrow the packet. Then say you're playing a game for how many fags someone can hold. Get them to hold both hands out palms down fingers spread and put cigarettes between each finger. Screw packet up, throw in bin and walk away :)
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:00,
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Ask if someone smokes, or stand by the cigarette machine, when they get their fags, ask to borrow the packet. Then say you're playing a game for how many fags someone can hold. Get them to hold both hands out palms down fingers spread and put cigarettes between each finger. Screw packet up, throw in bin and walk away :)