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Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
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Tedmus,
Thu 23 Oct 2003, 8:30,
archived)
what do you get ..
when you cross an elephant with a peanut butter sandwich?
Either a sandwich that never forgets or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth
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gamera,
Thu 23 Oct 2003, 8:33,
archived)