if you punch a shark it runs away

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(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:16, archived)

swims away, surely
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)

though
a running shark conjures a nice image.
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)

i'm misreading so much today
i thought said "conjures a nice minge".
now that's what i call magic
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)

god,
imagine paul daniels pulling one of them out of a top hat...
( Jobe http://www.flickr.com/joefreeman, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)

My head is filled
with one of Viz's Pathetic Sharks running away from the sea with a rubber ring round his belly. Back when Viz was funny, of course.
( CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:23, archived)

pathetic sharks were in last issue too
it was the highlight of the magazine. admittedly that's not saying much these days but it was nice to see them again.
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:25, archived)

wow
thats one big f-ing shark
(icedragon, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)

Or one really small boxer, maybe?

( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)

legit, or copy?
can I borrow it?
( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:20, archived)

Legit.
Haven't played it yet, on here aren't I!
( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:20, archived)

you got your priorities all wrong

( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:24, archived)

Well, I am kinda trying to sort
something out over the internet as well, so I can't do much untill that's sorted!
( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:25, archived)

is it
real?
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:18, archived)

no
helicoptor..
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)

big enough to swallow a helicopter
it seems to me
( Or is it?, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:18, archived)

i found it
in my toilet this morning. doing battle with mike tyson.
well, at least my bowels are well and truly empty.
just a shame it was in my trousers
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)