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[challenge entry] Total truth, right, a mate of mine he went down to the local curry house and his girlfriend thought her meal tasted a bit funny. He works in a lab, right, so he took some away in a doggy bag, took it back to the lab and, you'll never guess what he found -
five different kinds of sperm. Five! He counted them! 100% fact.

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(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# 2 of them where mine
(psausage76, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)
# where?
did you lose them?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)
# were they
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)
# is that five like, five different men,
or five as in badger, monkey, llama, goat, and donkey?

After the mention of Badgers, Lennon was on totp2 last night, and it sounded to my trained ear that the first lines of "give peace a chance" are...

badgers badgers badgers badgers.

edit: also, if it tasted funny, it may have been clown spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)
# yes?

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)
# cue early eighties keyboard solo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)