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The pain of birth is supposedly the same as passing a peach stone through your japs eye

From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

(Cockfosters!, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:44, archived)

Journal of Sympathetic Reproduction 1967. Vol 3. 233-299
*FACT*
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:46, archived)

haha
if only that were true!!! i'm dreading giving birth :|
(MissLadyMuck, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:47, archived)

My mum took it back

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:47, archived)

Just make
sure you have a genetically modified baby with an un-nervingly narrow head
(Pouched_species, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:48, archived)

umm
it is actually 100% fact
so im told
(Cockfosters!, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:48, archived)

fact: the smarter you are
the bigger your babie's head will be
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 24 Oct 2003, 18:25, archived)

How can anyone say that?
Who has ever done both, and can therefore make the comparison?
( Detrius521, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:47, archived)

NSFW!
linky it quick!

edit: it's quite wrinkly and nasty actually
( dragonish:::, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:47, archived)

It's a dildo.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:48, archived)

Is it
"your dildo"???

Of course, we're never supposed to imply ownership of said dildo... we are to use the indefinite term "a dildo"... never "your dildo"*

Fight Club
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:58, archived)

i'm talking about the penis
not the 1/2 set of "love eggs"




...oh
( dragonish:::, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 18:01, archived)

it's not very NSFW tho...
is it?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 24 Oct 2003, 18:25, archived)

looks like a boiled sweet
yum
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:48, archived)

I think
it looks more like a watermelon.

Wait - that would be a hellish amount of pain.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 18:09, archived)